if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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