Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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