But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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