I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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