break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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