Are we in a gay sports bar?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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