shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
another moral hangover. fuck.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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