More tranny stories later!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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