I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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