small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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