also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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