I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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