Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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