next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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