He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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