whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I've blown a few things in my day
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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