This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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