I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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