Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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