i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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