tell your sister to shave her snatch
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize