Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
