I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
