So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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