I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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