Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So much rum. So many feels.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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