p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He shit in the fireplace
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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