i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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