is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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