she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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