Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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