Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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