My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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