Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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