If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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