How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Randomize
