Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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