Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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