i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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