Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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