Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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