too bad you live with your parents still
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
