Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm getting married
To pizza
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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