I'm going to jail i love you
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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