Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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