I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I AM VODKA MAN
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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