I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
