what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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