Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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