I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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