my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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