so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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