sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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