i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
