why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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