yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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